i'm afraid of life

lying here waiting for sleep to overtake me.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

A Dec. 25th Play

Santa: My name is Santa, and I'm an American.

Boy: that's obviously a pillow stuck underneath your shirt. And santa doesn't have a goatee.

Santa: Well! Someone is getting coal in their stocking this year!

Boy: If you come near me I'll fucking kill you.

THE END

5 Comments:

At 12:44 PM, Blogger Morris said...

...brought a tear to my eyes. Must have been the coal!

 
At 8:13 PM, Blogger psaur said...

Your annual December 25th Day play was more brilliant than ever this year, not to mention early! Bravo! You dick.

 
At 11:25 AM, Blogger MO'SH said...

Can I play "Boy" next year?

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger Brian Kunath said...

I don't know who to despise more: the vindictive, phoney baloney santa or that little prick that is american youth.

Oh, I'll just loathe both equally!

 
At 9:11 PM, Blogger psaur said...

I just had to come back and enjoy the Dec. 25th play again for the holidays. I'm just sorry I did it before Xmas.

 

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