A Dec. 25th Play
Santa: My name is Santa, and I'm an American.
Boy: that's obviously a pillow stuck underneath your shirt. And santa doesn't have a goatee.
Santa: Well! Someone is getting coal in their stocking this year!
Boy: If you come near me I'll fucking kill you.
THE END
posted by the feeb @ 7:38 AM
5 Comments:
...brought a tear to my eyes. Must have been the coal!
Your annual December 25th Day play was more brilliant than ever this year, not to mention early! Bravo! You dick.
Can I play "Boy" next year?
I don't know who to despise more: the vindictive, phoney baloney santa or that little prick that is american youth.
Oh, I'll just loathe both equally!
I just had to come back and enjoy the Dec. 25th play again for the holidays. I'm just sorry I did it before Xmas.
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